:: PROGRAMME: Thursday, March 3rd 2005 ::

:: SIX FOOT SIX - Director Graham Ball - 5 mins ::
In adjacent telephone boxes on an isolated London street, three different conversations are overheard, all with one theme: revenge.

For more info about this film, visit: www.s-i-afilms.com

:: HIPPY TRIP - Director Sanjay Joshi - 9 mins ::
Two hippies try to change the world by brainwashing a yuppy and removing his evil capitalist ways, but their methods don't have the desired effect. Has his world-view really changed? Weird, eccentric and sometimes plain daft.

:: STORE WARS EPISODE III: ATTACK ON THE SHOPS - Director Shaun Troke - 15 mins ::
The one you've been waiting for! Shaun Troke's Star Wars spoof about the evil 'Government' and its plan to take over Britain's convenience stores. In the nick of time, they are saved by a Jedi Knight - a local newsagent. Next month, we screen his other epic, The Commuter.

:: STORE WARS EPISODE III: GAG REEL - Director Shaun Troke - 4 mins ::
'Four laugh-packed minutes of hilarious cock-ups, amusing foul-ups and general mayhem!' (it says here).

::TRAILER TRASH: DESOLATION ANGELS - Director Terence Drew ::
Violent murder story.

::TRAILER TRASH: ANNABELLE - Director Darren Teale ::
Trailer for a superb new short we're screening next month that tells the story of mortician, Henry Spencer, mourning his lost love.

::TRAILER TRASH: THE LONELY WALK - Director Chris Perkins ::
One man and his door.

::TRAILER TRASH: THE COMMUTER - Director Shaun Troke ::
The worst bus journey you've ever made.

:: INTOLERABLE REDEMPTION - Director Christopher Warwick - 17 mins ::
Powerful psychological thriller telling the story of Gerald Trimble who is wrongly accused of sexually abusing a young woman in his care. When his plans to start a new life overseas are thwarted by a suspicious detective, the consequences are severe.

In life there are no second chances. In death there lies an answer.

For more information about this film, visit: www.apollo11.org.uk

:: STARK - Director Gianluca Bonomo - 4 mins ::
A woman engages in an unusual fight with another woman in this innovative new dance film. Is the conflict real or imaginary? Stark received the 'First Production' award at the 2003 'Dance on Screen' International Film Festival.

For more info about this film, visit: www.gianlucabonomo.com

:: WITCH'S SPRING - Director Brian Barnes - 5 mins ::
A cautionary tale for anyone who's ever wondered how internet dating works, but was afraid to ask. This excellent short was made for last year's 24-Hour Film Challenge with the brief: Title - Witch's Spring; Genre - Horror.

For more info about this film, visit: www.witchsspring.co.uk

:: DEATH BY CHOCOLATE - Director Mark Jeavons - 5 mins ::
One man's addiction to chocolate.

For the latest on UK chocolate, visit: www.chocolatereview.co.uk/news.asp (mmm!)

:: THE HAIRCUTTER'S CUT - Directors Mathew Dixon & Cornelius Medvei - 9 mins ::
Ever wondered why even the most expensive haircuts go from Barbie to Bird's Nest in the space of a few days? In this odd-ball spoof documentary, investigative journalist Martin Cosgrave goes undercover to expose the tricks hairdressers use to ensure their customers always return. His most shocking discovery is the existence of a secret, long-lasting Haircutter's Cut, which those 'in-the-know' can obtain by using a secret sign. Hair-raising stuff.